Monday, September 22, 2014

logaylerman:

ademigodswift:

nicodiangelio:

you can hate the percy jackson movies but you’ll never hate them as much as rick riordan does

and he didn’t even watch them

troyesivanismyqueen:

mel-heisler-is-a-bad-friend:

hatchworthsmoustache:

snowbouquet:

Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.



Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.

the duck just
takes a shit
before waddling its ass next to the cat again

troyesivanismyqueen:

mel-heisler-is-a-bad-friend:

hatchworthsmoustache:

snowbouquet:

Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.

Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.

the duck just

takes a shit

before waddling its ass next to the cat again

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

doodlesanddiscord:

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

ultrafacts:

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deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall 

theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall